This has been taking quite a bit of my free time these days. I saw the Rubik's Cube first, when I was in school. I could solve no more than a single side and thought that that was the best that could be done. Until when in college, a friend could solve this with ease. While solving the cube, after solving the two opposite sides, he would solve the rest without having a look at the cube. It used to fascinate me a lot until he explained the whole idea. He could also tell if the cube was assembled incorrectly after a certain amount of moves. I picked up the tricks from him then but have forgotten / out of touch. Have been taking close to twenty minutes to solve it. Will try to improve and learn some new tricks.
June 2004 Archives
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All beautiful woman in this world are either lesbians or married.
Found written in our office toilets
- Please stand / sit closer to the WC throughout the performance.
- Even if you are in a rush, please remember to flush
- If you sprinkle while to tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
:-)
Yes! My new browser!
http://www.cosmicat.com/extensions/firesomething/
If any one wants holler.
100MB from yahoo mail. yeah!
Dhoti + Shirt for my Father = Rs. 700
Two Sarees for my Mom = Rs. 1891
Two Salwar Kameez for my Sister = Rs. 1735
A jean and a Kurtha for me = Rs. 2400
This is a not a Master card advt. I am wondering if men's clothing has gone so costly?
Gmail! Yeah! at last,. thanks to Niteesh.
Walked from home to office in 25 minutes today. Guess the 1000 bucks i spent on the laptop bag is worth it!
Some junk to read. Better than head banging.
Cowism:-
Advaniism
You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.
Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism
You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.
Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism
you have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Rajivism
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
Vajpayeeism
You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattlefeed.
Clintonism
You have two cows. But you milk your neigh! bours' cows.
Talibanism
You have two cows. You put them in purdah.
UN-ism
You have two cows. You dont milk them; you only lecture to them.
Softwarism:
1 First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 Redo step 4
9 At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10 Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. O! nsite reports that it is not milking there.
13. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
14. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
15. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
16. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
17. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)
18. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
19. Client is happy..
By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him whose.
-- Don Marquis
