Filched from FN's post on LIG
A man once asks a pretty young lady, "Will you
sleep with me for ten dollars?"
The lady feels outraged, and shouts back: "What do you
take me for? A prostitute?"
Not giving up, the man says: "Lady, would you
sleep with me for a million dollars?" Suitably
influenced, she says that could be considered.
Comments the man: "Now that we've established
you are indeed a prostitute, the only thing
left to be determined is the price."
