Things that I learnt

Some tiny bits of wisdom that I gleaned over the weekend.

• There is a good chance that your house keys are in your jeans pockets. Search thoroughly before panicking the rest of the world.
• Friday evening might not be the best day to clean your kitchen.
• If you don't heed to the previous point, atleast make sure that you do not have anything on the kitchen windows, before you attempt to clean it.
• If you drop something on the sunshade of the apartment below you, the easiest way to fetch it, is by using a mop to push the item down.
• There is no guarantee that the item that you pushed from the top is going to survive after the fall.
• It is okay to skip the IPL semifinals / finals and go to sleep, if you are sleep starved.
• Some kind soul will always be interested in letting their presence felt by sending an SMS close to midnight.
• If you wake up thanks to the SMS, use the opportunity to catchup on the scores before you start to snore again.
• There is a lot of chance that you will have a hang over on the Monday morning, even after three rounds of coffee. Live with it

Enjoy and have a great week ahead.

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Don't worry. Life's too long.
          -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.