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Someone sent me this.

The mind is, but not a programmable array !!

Hmm... Made me think, after a long time. If your life becomes predictable, will you start thinking that way?

Mid week random Blab


To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly
-- Henri L. Bergson



Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
-- fortune

Foot Prints


One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life
flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.
He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most
difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He
asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but
why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??"
to which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with see only one set of footprints because during those difficult
times in your life, I was carrying you"



From one of those forwarded mails:

Difference between Focus on Problems, and Focus on Solutions

One of the most memorable case studies I came across on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department.

For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Monday Morning Blabber


When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
-- Samuel Johnson



You have an open mind. But would you close it sometime for repairs!
-- Courtesy Yazad

Random Thoughts


All beautiful woman in this world are either lesbians or married.

Simbly Time pass


Some junk to read. Better than head banging.



You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.


You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.


You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.


You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.


You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.


you have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.


You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.


You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.


You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.


You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattlefeed.


You have two cows. But you milk your neigh! bours' cows.


You have two cows. You put them in purdah.


You have two cows. You dont milk them; you only lecture to them.


1 First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)

2 Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)

3 Then prepare how to milk them (Design)

4 Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)

5 Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)

6 If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2

7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)

8 Redo step 4

9 At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)

10 Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)

11. O! nsite reports that it is not milking there.

13. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls

14. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)

15. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)

16. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk

17. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)

18. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

19. Client is happy..

By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk.



When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him whose.
-- Don Marquis



I don't mind arguing with myself. It's when I lose that it bothers me.
-- Richard Powers

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